周老打岔

一石击水

        周老岁数大了，但身体很好。今年春节，家家在放鞭

炮，可他家鞭炮没人

放。于是就亲自去放。点一次，没响，

点二次，点三次。。。。。，“啪”！响了。但也把耳朵

震的嗡嗡响，从此，

原来耳朵有点笨，这一炸更听不清楚

了。                                                                                                                                                                                              

        今年春天，他随夕阳红旅游团出游回来，就到泳池游泳。

      有游友问：“游几趟了”？

      周：“去了九天”。

      问：“晒黑了。”

      周：“晚上坐十点车回来的。”    

      逗的大家哈哈大笑。                                 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

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原文由 [B]水中仙子[/B] 发表: 是好笑聋子打差没发

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