标题: 绝顶打油诗三篇 [打印本页]
作者: 汉鸭子    时间: 2007-2-28 10:59
标题: 绝顶打油诗三篇
 第一篇：苦不苦,问问萨达姆  
 
                                     苦
                                    气堵
                                   胸如鼓
                                  往细里数
                                 首选萨达姆
                                左失龙右失虎
                               三十功名尘与土
                              冤气再重却向谁吐
                             当年独裁杀人当小补
                            如今狼入虎口只剩骷髅
                           至盼轮回寄望再生变猛虎
                          非杀死布什夺回政权位尊殊
                         否则心气难平怨气浓浓向天矗
                        古往今来胜者王侯败者寇难胜数
                       如今不识时务不顺美意惟有萨达姆
                      你不下地狱谁下地狱老美早给打招呼
                     早知今日何必当初犯不上与布什把命赌
                    自古有闻小胳膊拧不过大腿用不着耍粗鲁
                   圆滑处事明捧暗箭即便败了也吃不了多大苦
                  或当回顺民认美为父说啥也不会轻易小命呜呼
                 时过境迁苍天无眼手足无情凡此种种酿得酒亦苦
                力劝凡生看清形势紧随山姆惟命是从免得再遭羞辱
               掐破耳朵天天叮嘱且莫惹得布什生气咋不听呢萨达姆
              可叹一代枭雄两眼圆睁六神无主七窍出血天堂去见真主
             惟盼时来运转否极泰来真主保佑平安超生来世再把伟业图

作者: 汉鸭子    时间: 2007-2-28 11:06
第二篇：哭 
                                         哭
                                        才疏
                                       笨如猪
                                      糊里糊涂
                                     谁让我笔枯
                                    天天东奔西突
                                   却是命贱财也孤
                                  而立之年绝不言输
                                 便也扛包带被夹上书
                                上北京下海南路经塘沽
                               义气豪迈雄心勃勃劲头足
                              赚钱难不惜见了女孩叫大姑
                             嘴甜手勤一旦犯错不误被人撸
                            寄人篱下苦真想换装剪发当尼姑
                           磨尽了皮挥没了汗无奈养家得磨骨
                          常忆妻子送出家门眼泪汪汪千叮万嘱
                         打起精神抖擞士气拼死拼活只为能果腹
                        为挣血汗钱不惜丢下文人气去甘当大老粗
                       面朝黄土臭汗一身邋里邋遢女人不近儿女疏
                      未至不惑却一脸病态老气横秋同龄见了叫大叔
                     一怒之下扔掉工具撕烂汗衫踢飞烦恼埋头捡起书
                    心也诚诚意也恳恳情也切切誓九年面壁挣得与人殊
                   精诚所至难能可贵夙愿成真天降大任于斯人名著史书

作者: 汉鸭子    时间: 2007-2-28 11:15
 第三篇：为极个别官僚造像
 
                                         怒
                                        何故
                                       官僚酷
                                      上下殊路
                                     中央好经著
                                    偏有歪嘴来述
                                   虽上有政策解读
                                  下遇保护伞去庇护
                                 只为私利独不管事故
                                一朝出事溜得快如脱兔
                               光想开脱自己哪顾人出路
                              真情假报欺上瞒下绝对神速
                             不打匪徒不抓恶霸单断好人路
                            不顾百姓不问父母只为自己仕途
                           谁敢报道谁敢上诉坚决上门清门户
                          全身名牌满身匪气身边总跟着女秘书
                         灯红酒绿花天酒地映衬着灾民眼神无助
                        成不谦虚败也骄傲天天看不惯开国老干部
                       老无所养少无所学百姓盼望能与干部比肩富
                      在任三年刮地五尺一日升迁六亲立马能封千户
                     欺下有术蒙上有方骗钱有道买官有胆唯独不识数
                    家财万贯妻妾成群官运亨通害人不浅最终难逃法缚
                   带着梦想带着遗憾带着忏悔哭哭啼啼空手奔赴黄泉路
                  早知今日何必当初欲壑难平玩火自焚皆因不知做人之故
                 奉劝后世好好学习天天向上奋发进取努力拼搏正经求进步
                不慕荣华杜绝平庸前学裕禄后学繁森勤政爱民去把那标杆树

作者: 龙腾    时间: 2007-2-28 13:22
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