[笑话]喝茶
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">喝茶</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一农夫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">约半个文盲,一天烈日当头,他进城来。走得口干舌燥,想找一卖水处,忽然看见一店前挂一匾额,上写:清水池。本应是一个澡堂,可他只认识中间一字:水。就认定是卖水之处,非让跑堂端水来。掌柜的拗不过他,就让人端出一豌洗澡水来。此人哪里管的了味道,咕咚几口就喝了下去。谢过之后便离去,却把蒲扇丢在柜台上,掌柜的看见后就跑上前送给他。此农夫非常感激,就说:“掌柜的,你那茶还是赶快卖吧,已经有点馊了”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P> <FONT size=6>哈........麦警官.大家来分享你的快乐....</FONT> 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">喝茶</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一农夫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">约半个文盲,一天烈日当头,他进城来。走得口干舌燥,想找一卖水处,忽然看见一店前挂一匾额,上写:清水池。本应是一个澡堂,可他只认识中间一字:水。就认定是卖水之处,非让跑堂端水来。掌柜的拗不过他,就让人端出一豌洗澡水来。此人哪里管的了味道,咕咚几口就喝了下去。谢过之后便离去,却把蒲扇丢在柜台上,掌柜的看见后就跑上前送给他。此农夫非常感激,就说:“掌柜的,你那茶还是赶快卖吧,已经有点馊了”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P></P><P> </P> 原文由 开心果666 发表: <FONT size=6>哈........麦警官.大家来分享你的快乐....</FONT> 有意思! <br> 哈........麦警官.大家来分享你的快乐.... <FONT size=6> <EM><FONT color=#f70909>真是渴急眼了。</FONT></EM></FONT> 晕晕晕....农夫也真喝得下..哈哈哈哈. 原文由 泽雅 发表: <FONT size=6> <EM><FONT color=#f70909>真是渴急眼了。</FONT></EM></FONT> 哈哈哈 <P><FONT size=5><FONT color=#ff00ff><FONT face=宋体>此农夫非常感激,就说:“掌柜的,你那茶还是赶快卖吧,已经有点馊了”</FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT size=5><FONT><FONT face=宋体><FONT color=#1111ee><STRONG>憨厚的农夫!<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P> <IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008417205220979.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0> 老农说:好香喔!还没有喝过这么好的茶!! <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008418181731934.jpg"><BR><BR>
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