跳机
<P align=center><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT size=7>跳机</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></SPAN></P><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt"><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=宋体> 二次大战期间，一次谈判结束后，一架四个引挚飞机上坐着四个人：德国人、意大利人、日本人和中国人。</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=宋体>飞行途中，“坪”的一下，左边一个螺旋桨坏了，机长叫抛掉所有的行李后飞机还不断下降，</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=宋体>机长说：“没办法，你们当中必须得有一个人跳下去飞机才有得救！”</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=宋体>四个人开始抽签，很不幸，德国人抽中了，只见他高呼一句“希特勒万岁！”</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">---</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=宋体>“忽”的一下就跳下去了，飞机马上正常了；</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=宋体>过了不到十分钟，“坪”的一下，右边有个螺旋桨也坏了，老办法，得有一个人跳机才有救，这次意大利人抽中了，只见他神情庄严高呼一声“墨索里尼万岁！”</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">---</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=宋体>“忽”的一下也跳了下去，飞机又正常了；</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=宋体>过了不到十分钟，“坪”的一声，左边的螺旋桨又坏掉了，这时轮到日本人和中国人抽签，非常不幸，这次是中国人抽到了，只见中国人神情激昂，振臂高呼“打倒日本帝国主义，中国人民万岁！”</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">---</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=宋体>“坪”一脚把日本佬给踢了下去！</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P></SPAN></SPAN> <P><FONT face=宋体 size=5>“打倒日本帝国主义，中国人民万岁！”</FONT><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">---</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><FONT face=宋体>“坪”一脚把日本佬给踢了下去！</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P><P><SPAN class=bt1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3b3b3b; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><U><FONT face=宋体 color=#ff0000 size=7>开心 搞笑</FONT></U></SPAN></SPAN></P>
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