兔宝宝 发表于 2008-1-18 22:25

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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN><STRONG><FONT size=5>太监偷听皇上和娘娘的讲话`(暴笑)<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 45pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>有一个新来的太监</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>怕睡着了听不见皇上的吩咐</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>又怕耽误皇上和娘娘的好事</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>自做主张藏在了床底下。第二天早上被发现…</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>皇上道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> : </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>“好你个奴才</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>在朕的床底下待了几个时辰</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>太监跪倒在地答道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>“回皇上的话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>奴才在床下过了五更天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>你都听到了什么</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>一更天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>您和娘娘在赏画</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">." </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>此话怎讲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>听您和娘娘说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>来让我看看双峰秀乳</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">." </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>二更天呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>二更天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>您好像掉地下了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>此话怎讲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">." </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>听娘娘说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> : </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>你快上来呀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">!" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>三更天呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>你们好像在吃螃蟹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">." </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>此话怎讲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>听您在说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> : </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>把腿掰开</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">!" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>四更天呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>四更天好像您的岳母大人来了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">." </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>此话怎讲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>奴才听见娘娘高声喊道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> : </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>哎呀我的妈呀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>哎呀我的妈呀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">!!!" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>五更天呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>您跟娘娘在下象棋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">." </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>皇上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>此话怎讲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> ?" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>太监：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>奴才听娘娘说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>再来一炮</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>再来一炮嘛</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">!!!!"<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P align=center><BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008118134452867.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR></P><br><br>［此帖子已被 兔宝宝 在 2008-1-18 22:26:56 编辑过］

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