浪尖漂石 发表于 2007-12-15 18:51

[转贴]中国是全球唯一不能惹的国家

<DIV style="WIDTH: 100%; LINE-HEIGHT: 24px; HEIGHT: 22px"><FONT face=幼圆 color=#1111ee size=5><STRONG>中国是全球唯一不能惹的国家</STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; MARGIN-TOP: 10px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; OVERFLOW-X: hidden; WIDTH: 97%; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; HEIGHT: 200px; WORD-WRAP: break-word" onload="this.style.overflowX=auto;"><P><FONT color=#ff3300 size=4>原因是这样的:基地组织曾派出八名恐怖分子袭击中国;结果: <BR>一人在炸立交桥时转晕桥上;<BR>一人在炸公交车时没挤上车;<BR>一人在炸超市时,炸弹遥控器被盗;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>一人在炸ZF大楼时被保安狂揍:"叫你讨薪,叫你上访"&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>一人成功地炸矿,死伤数百人,潜回基地后,半年没见任何新闻报道,遂被基地组织以"撒谎罪"处决了;</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff3300 size=4>一人曾经尝试炸广州,结果刚一出火车站就把炸药包给飞车党抢了,半天没缓过神;<BR>派一女恐怖分子去炸河南,结果被骗去做了媳妇;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; <BR>派一名金融高手潜入中国股市,本想大捞一把为基地筹资,但没想到被死死套牢,损失惨重!<BR><BR></P></FONT></DIV>

唐装水手 发表于 2007-12-15 23:02

强大的中国

双鱼 发表于 2007-12-16 16:56

<FONT face=隶书 color=#c709f7 size=7><STRONG>中國</STRONG></FONT><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007121616550482.gif"><BR><BR>

雨城老牛 发表于 2007-12-18 16:08

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西康山鹰 发表于 2007-12-18 17:30

<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071218172555639.gif">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071218172610973.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071218172610973.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071218172610973.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071218172610973.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071218172610973.gif"><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071218172646956.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071218172610973.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071218172610973.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071218172610973.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071218172610973.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071218172610973.gif"><BR><BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<FONT face=华文行楷 size=7>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<FONT color=#ff0000> 中国人才倍出啊~~~!<BR></FONT><BR></FONT><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>

镜走岷江 发表于 2007-12-19 21:59

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苗大侠 发表于 2007-12-23 13:01

<P><STRONG><FONT color=#ee1169 size=6>补充一条:派了一个人去一个小县搞假投资以破坏经济发展,结果被该县的J(钩)、Q(诓)、K(锯)政策搞得血本无归!</FONT></STRONG></P><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif">

自由人 发表于 2007-12-25 09:16

笑过后感到悲哀
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