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银光鱼嘉 发表于 2007-11-23 17:43

[分享]你打死我吧

  <BR><DIV class=Section0><P class=15 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-spacerun: yes"><EM>              <FONT color=#f70968>  老婆你打死我吧</FONT></EM></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-spacerun: yes"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=15 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><EM><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-spacerun: yes">   <FONT color=#ee6911>有个男人很怕老婆。无论干什么都要得到老婆的同意，不然老婆眼睛一瞪，他就会全身打颤，手脚瘫软。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></EM></P><P class=15 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#ee6911><EM><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-spacerun: yes">    一次，为点芝麻小事他老婆又指着他的鼻子大骂起来。</SPAN></FONT></EM><EM><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-spacerun: yes">这一回，他实在受不住了，想显示一次大丈夫的威力，便随手抄起一根烤肉用的铁叉朝他老婆扑去。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></EM></FONT></P><P class=15 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#ee6911><EM><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-spacerun: yes">   他老婆见势不妙，不想吃眼前亏，撒腿就跑，他在后边紧追不放。</SPAN></FONT></EM><EM><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-spacerun: yes">眼看要追上了，他老婆猛然立住，两手往腰一叉，眼睛一瞪：“你究竟想干什么？”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></EM></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#ee6911><EM><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-spacerun: yes">他立刻又吓怕了，慌忙把铁叉往老婆手里一塞：“你，你打死我吧！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-spacerun: yes">071123023</SPAN></FONT></EM><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"></FONT></P></DIV><BR><BR>［此帖子已被银光鱼嘉在 2007-11-23 17:45:24 编辑过］<br><br>［此帖子已被银光鱼嘉在 2007-11-23 17:46:03 编辑过］

白湖桥 发表于 2007-11-23 18:23

<STRONG><EM><FONT color=#ee6911 size=5>怕老婆</FONT></EM></STRONG>

泽雅发表于 2007-11-23 17:58

<FONT size=6>          <EM><FONT color=#ee1111>坐沙发看热闹吧！</FONT></EM></FONT>

三湖人 发表于 2007-11-23 20:48

<FONT size=5>教夫有方的好老婆</FONT>

胭脂雨 发表于 2007-11-23 21:13

原文由三湖人发表: <FONT size=5>教夫有方的好老婆</FONT>

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