再识侯哥
<P><FONT size=4> 各位泳友, 燕鱼在冬游人物之六"搞怪的候哥"里,已经把侯哥的形象生动的展现在大家的眼前.但经过这段日子相处,俺对侯哥又有了一些新的认识,在此向大家汇报一下: </FONT></P><P><FONT size=4> 1.侯哥有搞统战工作的天赋. 每天早晨,侯哥会见到很多泳友,如果年纪比侯哥大,侯哥就会亲切的打招呼:小青年,游玩了!如果年纪比侯哥小的多,侯哥还会主动答茬:"嘿嘿,俺也得快点,俺也急着送孩子!如果年纪相仿的人过来好奇的向侯哥的圈子里瞅两眼,侯哥也会严肃的说:大家看好东西,注意小偷!因此,侯哥的群众基础那是相当雄厚的!俺有时常想,侯哥不在统战部们弄个一官半职的，浪费人才呀!</FONT></P><P><FONT size=4> 2.侯哥可以成为优秀智力节目主持人. 每天早晨,当很多泳友兼网友都聚在一起谈论昨晚论坛有什么新闻,自己上到几点才下线睡觉时,侯哥在一旁静静的听者,冷不防侯哥就会找到一位发表言论者一本正经的问道:哎,我昨天晚上几点睡觉?如果不熟悉侯哥的人,一般都会脱口答出自己几点睡的觉.有时俺总觉得凭侯哥的能力,如果和王小丫竞争,还不知道谁上节目呢!</FONT></P><P><FONT size=4> 3.侯哥具有超强的逆向思维能力. 在论坛上每个人回别人帖子的时候,一般都会注重浏览别人帖子的内容,而侯哥则侧重观察发帖人的时间,如果发帖的时间过晚或第二天过早,侯哥回帖的内容一般为"快睡吧!"或"睡醒了?" 真是三人行必有我师,侯哥为俺思考问题又提供了一种新的方式.</FONT></P><P><FONT size=4> 4.侯哥的智商很高. 现在天气交九,气温水温已经很低了,侯哥泳后上岸的动作也发生了巨大的变化.侯哥现在出水的步伐已改为电影中的摔跤步伐,一摇一晃的上岸,当俺用诧异的眼光看着他时,侯哥一笑:嘿嘿,这样双脚接触水时间短,脚不冷!" 俺不禁感叹:侯哥高人哪!</FONT></P><P><FONT size=4> 以上就是俺?诙院罡缫恍┬碌娜鲜?还望泳友们继续补充!</FONT></P><br><br>［此帖子已被 天地一沙鸥 在 2006-12-28 18:09:15 编辑过］ 夏天是帅哥,冬天哥更帅. <P>原文由 水中游泳的鱼 发表: 沙鸥写的好！ </P><P>沙鸥写的喵!</P> 沙鸥写的好！ 观察得这么细<br> 庄稼人 <P align=center><IMG src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/zhifu/Local%20Settings/Temporary%20Internet%20Files/Content.IE5/07PJQIJ5/c9d2cnb%5B1%5D.jpg"></P><br><br>［此帖子已被 水中游泳的鱼 在 2006-12-30 10:34:16 编辑过］ <P align=center><IMG height=360 src="http://cn.f11.yahoofs.com/users/44196fdaz158c5039/8343/__sr_/57a4cnb.jpg?phAfdlFBpx66la_M" width=480></P><P align=center>看我们的雪中帅（侯）哥</P><br><br>［此帖子已被 水中游泳的鱼 在 2006-12-30 10:37:32 编辑过］ 好帖，我给你加精。 <P align=center><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2006122822751645.jpg"><BR><BR></P> 特点形象，语言幽默！ 原文由 风萧萧 发表: 特点形象，语言幽默！ <P align=center><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20061230222843650.gif"><BR><BR></P> <P><FONT color=#f70909 size=6>5.侯哥的思维极具发展观，经常神游。</FONT></P> 呵呵，沙鸥笔下可爱的喉哥。
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