[转贴]一天地理老师问同学们,河水向哪里流呀?
<DIV class=c id=p_tpc></DIV><DIV class=fr id=ads_r_tpc style="CLEAR: right"><SCRIPT type=text/javascript><!--<br>google_ad_client = "pub-1967116363545113";/* 180x150, 创建于 08-4-2 */<br>google_ad_slot = "0963985470";google_ad_width = 180;google_ad_height = 150;//--></SCRIPT><br><SCRIPT src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT></DIV><DIV class=tpc_content id=read_tpc><FONT size=5>一天地理老师问同学们,河水向哪里流呀?<BR>一学生猛站起来唱到:大河向东流啊。<BR>老师没理会他,接著说,天上有多少颗星星啊?<BR>那位同学又唱到:天上的星星参北斗啊。<BR>老师气急:你给我滚出去!<BR>学生:说走咱就走啊。<BR>老师无奈说:你有病吧?<BR>学生:你有我有全都有啊!<BR>老师:你再说一句试试.....<BR>学生:路见不平一声吼啊!<BR>老师:你信不信我揍你?<BR>学生:该出手时就出手...<BR>老师怒:我让你退学!<BR>学生: 风风火火闯九州哇。<BR></FONT></DIV> 资源巧利用. <IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20087161238345.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0> <P>原文由 喜洋洋 发表</P><P>: <IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20087161238345.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><HR></P><STRONG><FONT face=隶书 color=#0033ff size=7>老师也不容易啊!</FONT></STRONG>
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