转醉酒的老鼠
本帖最后由 嫩江一叶 于 2015-4-29 11:50 编辑 <br /><br /><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 80.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 8.91; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #666666; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#000000>话说一个美国人，一个日本人，一个中国人在一起争论哪国的酒威力大，他们都说自己国家的酒威力大。争了三天三夜也没结果，最后决定用老鼠来做试验比试。<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 第一只老鼠喝了美国的威士忌，遥遥晃晃走了十步就倒下了。美国人很得意！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 第二只老鼠喝了日本的米酒，摇摇晃晃走了五步就倒下了。日本人更得意！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 第三只老鼠喝了中国的名酒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">------</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">二锅头，摇摇晃晃走了十几步也没事，最后竟回窝了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 日本人和美国人刚要笑话中国人，只见刚才那只老鼠拎可块板砖从窝里出来，大喊了一句：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">猫在哪？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></STRONG></P><P> </P></SPAN>
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